Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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She was always using fowl language.

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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To stamp out forest fires !

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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Post office.