Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Flat Jokes More Flat Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

Music Lesson Jokes More Music Lesson Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"