Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Flat Jokes More Flat Jokes

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!

Music Lesson Jokes More Music Lesson Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"