Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

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Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes?

Bike-curious

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What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

Music Lesson Jokes More Music Lesson Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"