Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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A flat.

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Just cos.

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They're two-tired.

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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.