Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.