Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre?

Ping Lo.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.