Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.