What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Where do impoverished Italians live?

In the spaghetto

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.