What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.