What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.