Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!