Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!