Aardvarks don't have trunks!
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
A Sturgeon
He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
Two aardvarks!
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
