Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!