What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.