What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.