What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.