What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.