What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.