What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant