What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.