Junk Jokes

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.