How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead

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What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a