How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

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Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.