How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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They know how to tuck away junk.

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A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

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