Tyrannosaurus Rex Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!