Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

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Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!