Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

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How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead