Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

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What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead