Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

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How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!