Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

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What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1