Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!