Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Previous Random Joke Next

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.