Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!