How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.