Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
A: They want to measure their intelligence.
A: Because red means stop.
He got *nailed*.
None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)
There still working on it...
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb Trick question, they can't change anything.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"