How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.