How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.