How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What is a brunette between two blondes?

A. An interpreter.

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How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.