How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.