How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb ?

Remodve

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.