14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
One. Five. One.
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
Any 4 numbers in a row."
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
Manors.
Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
Who says they're acting "
