What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing