What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.