What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.