What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.