What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.