What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates