None. Their parents will do it for them.
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
Take the parent out of the water
A parent, Lee.
None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.
You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.