How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

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How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

Why are millennials so odd?

Because they just can't even