None. Their parents will do it for them.
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
A. Nobody knows, there's no light.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.
None, it's already lit fam.
