What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.