What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile