Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

Fee Jokes More Fee Jokes

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

A: No fee--If No Recovery!