Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Fee Jokes More Fee Jokes

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

A: No fee--If No Recovery!

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "