Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

Fee Jokes More Fee Jokes

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

A: No fee--If No Recovery!

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.