Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

What do you NEVER call a black man?

a friend

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What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron