Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

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How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams