Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.