Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.