Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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What do you NEVER call a black man?

a friend

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!