Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.