Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

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What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.