How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

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What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.