How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms