How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

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What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

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How do you measure how sad someone is?

With a blues scale

How do cows measure time?

In mooments