How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms