Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
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the tyranno-sorest rex
No gain no pain.
A masochrist.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.
Because they chew balls.
Me...........Owwwwww!!
Because he was pain in the neck!
A pain in the arse.
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One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
Shoot him again.
Its a life of pain
It pains them to have standards.
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
He felt pain.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
In Hertz.
Anything to ease the pain.
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Because he's a pain in the neck.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
He did gnat see that coming"
Filet delay!
Who the hell did I just drop off at school !
Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.
Barium.
We'll have to rehearse that."
A: They want to measure their intelligence.
because that's what they measure.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
It's another chance to look up old friends.
Auschwitz, received well over three million starts
You shall not gas!"
Juan less car (one less car)
Carlos.
Curt 'n Rod
He was a cereal defenestrator.
