Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
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the tyranno-sorest rex
No gain no pain.
A masochrist.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.
Because they chew balls.
Me...........Owwwwww!!
Because he was pain in the neck!
A pain in the arse.
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One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
Shoot him again.
Its a life of pain
It pains them to have standards.
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
He felt pain.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
In Hertz.
Anything to ease the pain.
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Because he's a pain in the neck.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
General Direction.
Air Force
Reservations.
The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.
That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "
Both are measured in revolutions per minute.
No one knows, it's never been done before
Philippe Philoppe.
Triggernometry.
Jog-raphy !
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...
Intermittenly.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!
