Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
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the tyranno-sorest rex
No gain no pain.
A masochrist.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.
Because they chew balls.
Me...........Owwwwww!!
Because he was pain in the neck!
A pain in the arse.
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One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
Shoot him again.
Its a life of pain
It pains them to have standards.
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
He felt pain.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
In Hertz.
Anything to ease the pain.
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Because he's a pain in the neck.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
They can't hide behind billboards.
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.
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So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
They have no one to look up to.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
He was a little shellfish.
Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.
Never mind, I figured it out.
They couldn't be further from my mind.
STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:
They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.
When he's completely out of line
They shot the whole school.
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!