Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
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the tyranno-sorest rex
No gain no pain.
A masochrist.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.
Because they chew balls.
Me...........Owwwwww!!
Because he was pain in the neck!
A pain in the arse.
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One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
Shoot him again.
Its a life of pain
It pains them to have standards.
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
He felt pain.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
In Hertz.
Anything to ease the pain.
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Because he's a pain in the neck.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
Because it's a Dell.
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
No one knows, it's never been done before
Philippe Philoppe
Because Muslim girls can't go to school
Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
Because 7 ate 9...
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.
They use the bullets to train the military.
The NaaaaayyyVY
His tricycle will be parked outside.
A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.
