Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
the tyranno-sorest rex
No gain no pain.
A masochrist.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.
Because they chew balls.
Me...........Owwwwww!!
Because he was pain in the neck!
A pain in the arse.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
Shoot him again.
Its a life of pain
It pains them to have standards.
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
He felt pain.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
In Hertz.
Anything to ease the pain.
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Because he's a pain in the neck.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
Ouch
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
He French-kissed a power outlet
A French Fried
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
A GIbronie!
I do."
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
The where petrified.
They can't hide behind billboards.
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
He came and went at the same time.
You have to take the Third Reich.
You shall not gas!"
