Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
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the tyranno-sorest rex
No gain no pain.
A masochrist.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.
Because they chew balls.
Me...........Owwwwww!!
Because he was pain in the neck!
A pain in the arse.
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One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
Shoot him again.
Its a life of pain
It pains them to have standards.
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
He felt pain.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
In Hertz.
Anything to ease the pain.
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Because he's a pain in the neck.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
They both take away the coffin.
what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)
They're always looking for Grant money.
Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.
Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
On top of three children.
She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe
The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.
A Sweeping Generalization.
Because they have a lot of grey matter !
Student: "By staying home"
