What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

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What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

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Fourteen Inch Jokes More Fourteen Inch Jokes

What's fourteen inches and white?

Nothing.

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "