What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

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What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms

How do you measure how sad someone is?

With a blues scale

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What's fourteen inches and white?

Nothing.

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "