It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.
A TV Tropism.
Mint conditioner.
He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.
He felt his presents.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Because they have trouble taking a Wii.
both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!
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