What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

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What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

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What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well-hung.

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...