What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.