What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.