What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?

A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"

House Jokes More House Jokes

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.