What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.