What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.