What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

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Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream :)

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.