What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis