What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No room

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis