What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis