Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

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Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.