Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

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Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...