Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.