Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son