Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Previous Random Joke Next
Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.