What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Previous Random Joke Next

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.