What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet?

Pota-TOES!

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.