What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.