Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music?

Progressive rock.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Commander Jokes More Commander Jokes

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Fourth Jokes More Fourth Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.