What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?

Osama bin Latte

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

What are 3 two letter words that say small?

A: Is it in.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

15 Year Old Jokes More 15 Year Old Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

15 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 15 Year Old Daughter Jokes

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

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