What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Well done.

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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD