What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

15 Year Old Jokes More 15 Year Old Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

15 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 15 Year Old Daughter Jokes

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD