A marine biologist.
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Coffee Mug
You can make soldiers out of toast!
Well done.
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
Because his arms were blown off.
Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"
A seasoned veteran
A seasoned veteran.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
Arizona
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An army soldier
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
March Fourth
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
IUD
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
There was a loo tenant inside.
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
Because there are no gaze in the military
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
They have access to arms.
A salt rifle.
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
a smile and wave!
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
A Philistine with two mommies ...
Kermit the Fog !
Germany.
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)
I don't know. They've never tried.
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
It's a Moray."
Nailed it
When he shoots, someone else scores.
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
A handgun only has one trigger.
Attire
The drizzle
He lost his pride in a bet
