A marine biologist.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
You can make soldiers out of toast!
Well done.
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
Because his arms were blown off.
Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"
A seasoned veteran
A seasoned veteran.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
Arizona
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
An army soldier
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
March Fourth
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
IUD
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
There was a loo tenant inside.
Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."
Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
Because there are no gaze in the military
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
They have access to arms.
A salt rifle.
asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
a smile and wave!
Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
Kristall nacht
a sourkraut
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
He was cross.
So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.
Toilet trees.
A: An oinkjet.
Thank you very much, sir.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
An anti-derivative.
NaCl-more.
