What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

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Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.