Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Call Jokes More Call Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....