Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Call Jokes More Call Jokes

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel