Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!