Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

Call Jokes More Call Jokes

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel