How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

How did King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

What is a long, tiresome speech delivered by a frothy pie topping?

Meringue-harangue

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Call Jokes More Call Jokes

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Domino Jokes More Domino Jokes

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

Legal Counsel Jokes More Legal Counsel Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **