cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.
Pepper-Peroni
Bill and Sue
Sue
Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
Because he fell asleep on duty.
Because Opey never delivered.
Work smarter not harder people.
he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Your ex!
Dominoes. Falling one at a time.
Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **
