Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why did the ska kid not get the job?

they were worried about his checkered past

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !