Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

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Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."