Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section