What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.