What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

How do you catch a Douchebag?

JerkBait.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .