What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

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What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.