What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.