What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%