What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.