What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

What do you call a disabled man in the hood?

A Kripple.