What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Previous Random Joke Next

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Where is your wife ?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!