How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan