How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

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What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.