How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

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What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.