How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....