How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.