Chase it round the garden
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired
It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan
