What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?

Bronto-snore-us !

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.