What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.