What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "