What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"