What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What is a dogs favourite flower ?

Anything in your garden !

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.