Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
He kept looking at his hoes.
Well, you never know!
Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.
Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.
King Kong
Because all his genes were hand me downs.
Que Que Que
Because they heard there were no jobs there.
Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Drink, Pray, Truck