Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

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Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.