What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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Which US state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin?

Cherry-atric

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Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common?

They both have dead walkers.