What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

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What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.