How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

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When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

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Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.

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What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.