How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

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How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.