How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.