What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.

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What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.