What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.