What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

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What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate