What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What does a Scottish cat say?

Mee yew!

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"