What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What do you call a Scottish parrot ?

A Macaw !