What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Ganondorf hate the internet?

There are too many links.

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'