Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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Because Jesus took the wheel.

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What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.