Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant