Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

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Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant